Brioche: One of Mint's roommates and a live-in test subject. Originally met him when they found a Munchlax stuck inside a dumpster behind the bakery, causing Mint to take him in and house and feed him. Mint has since decided to dump their failed experiments into Brioche, who will eat practically anything.
"My super cute little garbage disposal!"

Vanilla: One of Mint's roommates and a live-in test subject, as well as an in-house provider of milk. Mint would describe them as friends with benefits at most, as keeping Vanilla readily pregnant simply makes for better milk. During tamer days, Vanilla also helps out at the bakery as a cashier and waiter.
"He looks cuter when he's bent over and mooing."

Salt: The cashier for Alcremie's Bakery, as well as the waiter for any sit-down customers. Mint enjoys teasing their weight gains, despite Salt's denial and protests. He often wonders how fast they could gain weight if both mouths spent their time eating, instead of one of them spending their time being snarky.
"They're always denying their change in weight or size, even when their second mouth is stuffing itself full of cake."

Epel: The other baker of Alcremie's Bakery. Mint is thoroughly shocked that there's someone who can resist temptation from his sweets, and on top of that, barely gains anything from eating them. This has only made Mint more curious and intruiged by the day.
"Despite having given him a taste of everything I have, it doesn't seem to affect him in the slightest. Curious..."

Ceri: Mint's best friend since middle school. They often hang out together when they both aren't busy being freaks. Mint can't help but do things for Ceri when asked to, even if they complain about having to along the way.
"One of these days, that guy's going to get swallowed whole with his pheromones all over the place."

Chestnut: A regular at Alcremie's Bakery.
"Always smells like cherries. So this is the guy Ceri's attached to right now, huh?"

Ender: A regular at Alcremie's Bakery.
"Apparently a popular food vlogger, says Salt. I suppose that just means an influx of new customers!"

Darin: A regular at Alcremie's Bakery.
"Usually comes in with that Goodra, but recently he's been coming in by himself too."

Mint: Darin has only seen Mint a few times while eating out with Ender, but every time has generally been the same: Mint would offer the both of them to take some sweets home with them, free of charge... Needless to say, Darin doesn't remember much afterwards, just the fact his stomach growled with hunger for a while.
"Would you guys consider getting a delivery service...?"

Ender: Darin's roommate, best friend, and crush. In an attempt at flirting, Darin has offered to accompany Ender when he goes out to try out new food places to keep him company, which has subsequently started to widen his waist by quite a bit.
"Forget a freshman fifteen... I'm on my way to freshman five-hundred at this rate!"

Mint: Ender was recommened Alcremie's Bakery by word of mouth, and he knows just how good it is now. Even when he isn't actively vlogging, Ender will stop by to say hi to Mint and the staff and probably leave a few pounds heavier.
"Love your stuff! This place is going to become part of my daily routine for sure."

Darin: Ender's roommate and best friend. Ender is aware of Darin's feelings for him, but pretends to be clueless, if only due to the fact he's afraid of romantic commitment.
"He's cute! I like ordering extra food, just because I know he'll eat it all."

Mint:
"Smells yummy."

Vanilla:
"Milk's yummy."

Salt: Brioche is tense around Salt—or rather, Pepper, Salt's second mouth. Not only does Brioche not like Salt's usual attitude about everything around them, but more often than not, food waste that was meant for Brioche gets stolen from him by Pepper.
"Food thief."

Epel: Brioche occasionally peeks into the kitchen in hopes of looking for some fresh extra food, and Epel has gotten into the habit of making more just for Brioche.
"Smells yummy."

Mint: Vanilla's roommate and somehow, friend with benefits.
"That guy drives me insane! Ugh... I can't believe myself."

Brioche: Vanilla's roommate.
"He's a cute guy, not much else to say, really."

Salt: Vanilla's co-worker. Vanilla would like to get along with Salt, considering they share the same workspace, but Salt tends to stay away from Vanilla, or at least constantly is looking at him with a look of disgust. The more time Vanilla spends around them though, he's become more used to the stares and mildly has begun to enjoy the degradation.
"That guy looks at me like I'm scum of the earth for some reason. Why do I kind of like that though..."

Epel: Vanilla's co-worker and friend, with debatable benefits. In need of an emergency milking during a shift, Epel would help him out in a pinch, seeing how desperately Vanilla needed it. Since then, if Mint wasn't around to give him a good milking, Epel would gladly help out.
"He's a nice guy! Really knows how to milk a guy..."

Mint: Salt's boss. Salt doesn't like them, but puts up with their antics and work because they need the money.
"My boss is a weirdo. They keep insisting I'm getting fat, but clearly, my clothes keep shrinking in the wash, that's all."

Vanilla: Salt's occasional co-worker. Salt thinks that Vanilla being that well-endowed with ill-fitting clothing in public is terribly indecent. Hypocritical, considering none of their shirts have been fitting properly outside of their work uniform.
"Haven't you ever heard of public decency?!"

Epel:
"He's always looking at me like I've done something wrong! What's his deal, huh?!"

Ender: Salt's a fan of his content.
"There's a new buffet in town he recommended in his new video... maybe I'll go out and try some after work..."

Mint: Chestnut is a bit apprehensive with Mint, only because he's trying not to gain too much weight, but always gets goaded into coming into the bakery for a snack or two, thanks to Mint's words. He can't be angry at Mint though, because the sweets are really good and it'd be a waste not to eat them if they were being offered.
"I'm supposed to watch my weight, but... Just one more will be fine, right?"

Ceri: Chestnut's partner(?). Being with Ceri makes Chestnut's head hazy and fuzzy, and usually his stomach grumbly and growling too. He doesn't really know Ceri, but he knows he likes him a lot.
"I'm feeling... really hungry right now..."

Mint: Epel's boss.
"My boss often sends me home with a basket of leftover sweets and insists that I eat it all... "

Brioche:
"He's shy, but Mint said if I made any baking mistakes or too much of something, I can give it to him and he'll make sure none of it is wasted."

Vanilla: Epel's co-worker.
"I don't have any strong opinion on him. I just help him out when he needs it, that's all."

Salt: Epel's co-worker. He's mildly annoyed with Salt, due to the audacity of how stupid they seem to be at times, often hearing them complain about how small their clothes are now, or arguing with Mint that there's no way they've gained any weight even though there's evidence right in front of them. Even when he catches Salt's second mouth eating an entire cake in the kitchen, Salt "feigns innocence" in front of him, despite the fact that his second mouth has cream all over it and is actively chewing up the cake.
"Denial isn't just a river in Egypt."

Mint: Ceri's best friend since middle school. They often hang out together when they both aren't busy being freaks. Ceri teasingly plays matchmaker with Mint, inadvertedly simply giving Mint more test subjects to work with in the end. He has a penchant for begging Mint to make all sorts of sweets and drinks to give to Chestnut.
"He's worried about the wrong things in life! He should get a boyfriend like I did!"

Chestnut: Ceri's object of affection. Ceri saw him while paying a visit to Alcremie's Bakery and fell in love at first sight. He often worries about Chestnut's diet, paying him frequent visits to make sure he's eating all his meals in a day.
"My darling! My love! He forgets who I am sometimes, but that's okay! My scent is all that I need to remind him every time!"